Smokin' Pole

Have you heard about this North Pole thing? It's a lake!!! Now, I'm just a little mixed-breed--my mother was a Russian Blue and my father was a tabby--but that sounds scary to me. I'm sure that there are lots of house cats over there (this cat has to live somewhere, and he's wearing a sweater vest for a reason) and most of us hate swimming! Now, my giants were watching the Colbert Report and I heard some of it, and that's how I heard about this North Pole thing. I'll admit, I only heard a few seconds and don't know anymore about this. I'm actually starting to forget why I brought it up. I'm just a cat.

~Erik